Aha??

Food and stomach are some fascinating parts of our lives. We gotta fill this stomach, otherwise it becomes very hard for us to go through the day.

Yesterday I decided to finally get started with my studies. I opened the book, sat on the bed and started to read. The shit was pretty interesting with the fact that I could relate the whole subject with the project I'm working on with some friends. Suddenly my dear stomach started to make noises. I started to think. "When did I eat?". Well it was just two ours ago. So what's up with the noises? No answer. I moved on with reading but my stomach started to scream. I stroked my stomach and told it to relax and be quiet. It didn't listen. And before I could think of anything I was standing in the kitchen, making some motherfucking meal for this complaining son of a bitch. And without noticing, I wasted two of my precious hours, making this stomach satisfied. I had one hour to go and after that I was going out for a meeting. I put my ass on the bed once again and tried to read. I had promised myself to get done with 30 pages. I was only on the halfway where I understood that I had to run to the meeting.

Anyway, I'm still late with my studies because of the whole annoying process of making food and force your stomach to give a fucking smile instead of complaining. For me, becomes food interesting when I'm not the one wasting time on it. Maybe an amazing chef or whoever the fuck but not me.

I usually loose my inspiration to hobbies like music or film when someone forces me to do it. I suddenly don't wanna do it just because I have a deadline or I've been told to do it. It's the same thing with food. When I have to do it just to get rid of the hunger, it's not fun anymore.

Food is and will be a fucking waste of time what so ever. I remember those four days of my life drinking this shit and doing whatever the hell I wanted to do. Worth to mention that I felt hungry all the time when I drank that disgusting shit. I challenge some researcher to come up with some pills you can eat instead of food and never feel hungry. I'm sure they exist but where the hell can I find them? I'm loosing some time here and that stresses me out! For the love of GoooD please!


¤Observation: There is nothing anorectic about this. What I mean is the whole process of making the shit that wastes my time. Period.